Let me clarify. About a year or more ago i had a cyst or an abscess as they call it right on the beginning of my ass. You know where the cheeks starts? Yeah right in there. Apparently its super common but it is also very painful. When i first got it drained(god that's gross) the smell was terrible as I'm sure most things are when they are located that close to the asshole. My husband couldn't even stay in the room with me.
But the procedure to drain it was single handedly the most painful experience I've had. The doctor had to slice an opening and press really hard on it. Then she had to pack it with some cotton strip leaving me with a second hole in my ass that had a cotton tail poking out of it. At least i was able to sit again. Now i found out i need surgery. Yay! And its only performed with local anesthetic. If you don't know what that is basically your awake the whole time and they only numb the area they need to work on. Yeah shit doesn't work. I felt everything the first time i went to get this problem sorted out.
But hey, that's life right? Sure does suck though. Well that was my day. Now I'm sitting here in car, well trying to, its hard trying to put the least amount of pressure possible on your ass when your living in your vehicle. Man i cant wait til i can get my van. It'll be all sunshine and rainbows then. At least that's what the voices in my head tell me. 😜
